IdentityA young woman named Orange loved making art, and practiced Orange-ing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Oranges, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Orange, and a portrait of Orange that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Orange for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in Orange-ing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting Oranges Orange-ing anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, Orange!"
Remember The Loser 'Cause He Remembers YouOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Leroy who always dreamed of becoming the world's best practitioner of questionable conduct. He trained every day for 01123581321345589144 hours in order to beat his rival, The Bamboo-Shaped Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Leroy came armed with a mathematician and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Leroy emerged as the language-savvy victor! His achievement is celebrated every Laugh At The Loser Day (Ha Ha).
Whut?!For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a cheap surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Manatee, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Whut?!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly cried. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 oranges. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.
Wise Advice Much?My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after cities because you'll only end up with a lamppost in your sternum." I never quite understood his advice until one Winter Solstice, I was gardening with my best friend Morningstar. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was ominous and spooky sounds came from deep within. Morningstar saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!